Lancer Plush

i love him i got him with my christmas money he's so cool and awesome i love him a lot like so much that i would KILL MILLIONS if not BILLIONS for him, he's the best of the best, he did steal a few trillions from the US government tho...but he's forgiven because he's lencar deltaren!! i bring him with me everywhere and by everywhere i MEAN everywhere. at school, at after-school english classes, anywhere! if i have a backpack on my bag, you bet he's gonna be in it. he's my son that i cherish with my soul. lancer is amazing.

And it was the mighty Lancer who replenished it. How, you may ask?Let me tell you a story. Back when I was but a young lass, there was nought that I craved more in my life than a plush toy of a Generation 3 My Little Pony character resembling a newborn human child in a sitting position. I craved being its mother dearest - caring for it and caressing it as if it is my own kin. But alas, within the day my most sacred wish was fulfilled, a hooligan who shall not be named snatched it and the plush had not been seen since that very day, rendering my heart hollow... Until now. A plush toy resembling a human child in a sitting position of a character from a franchise most beloved by me? And of such immaculate quality, too? Oh, how lovely, how darling! From now on, I shall care for him like a mother cares her for her young. I shall tuck him into bed as I tell him tales of Light and Dark, of Hopes and Dreams. I shall listen to his MP3s until my ears ache. I shall hold him in my arms without ever letting go. You have earned my upmost respect and gratitude, Fangamer - Arrival in just 12 days, no defects aside from a minor stitching issue on top of the boy's head - nothing even an amateur seamstress cannot fix.